#AsktheFangirl

I found this off a fellow blogger’s blog. Leave a comment with your responses or post on your blog and let me if you do it!

1. Hermione Granger in an extremely nerdy way.

2. I have loads of obsessions currently. But I guess Sherlock surpasses them all.

3. Uh. I don’t have any? I obsess over songs and not bands (generally.)

4. Again, songs and not singers.

5. Troye Sivan, FTW!

6. Haven’t been to any real ones, but we used to have loads of concert nights in school. Do they count?

7. Ngah! It’s either Pride and Prejudice(2005) or Lès Misérables(2012). Oh, and I love Dead Poets Society and this Hindi movie called Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge (It’s a guilty pleasure.)

8. Don’t have favorites actors, but favorite characters.

9. Miles Szanto and Johnny Pacar (I don’t know what I was thinking!)

10. All the time. They still tell me I’m a kid and hopeless for liking Harry Potter, or having fictional crushes. “Hey! What do you know?”

11. Tough spot there. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, always.
Also, Khaled Hosseini’s A Thousand Splendid Suns, and Pride and Prejudice.

12. FRIENDS, as a sitcom. And Sherlock under Drama.

13. Ah. Hmm. Howard Roark, I suppose? He’s inspired me in a lot of ways and I love his philosophy. (For the uninitiated, Roark is the protagonist in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead.)

14. I love how The Harry Potter fandom is so diverse in ethnicity, and age and how some questions never have a definite answer. I also love how you either love it, or haven’t read it. And how the internet buzzes up with excitement everytime something new happens within the fandom.

15. I don’t hate anything about it. Seriously.

16. Perhaps?

17. Never.

18. No. Somehow I just have this beautiful luck where I’m just not around when any of my favorite celebs are around.

19. YES! I have a Benedict Cumberbatch Poster in my room. (Yay.)

20. Comic Con, the Mumbai Chapter, 2013! I got soo many merch, and I had this bad, bad cold which I forgot because of the excitement of it all, and was sick for almost all of the week after that, but totally worth it!

A Flame Follows These Sparks

In a fantasy world, forget about spouses and loves, if you could fall in love with a movie or TV character, name 5 you would choose. Not the actors but the movie characters.

Anybody who has read my blog would know this post is a cakewalk for me. But, truly, it is not. To choose ONLY five? Oh, what shall I do? *takes a deep breath and continues* Anyway, here are the top 5, in no particular order.

1) Sirius Black from The Harry Potter Series: Why you ask?

The first time I read, “There’s enough filth in my robes without you touching them.” I was about twelve. It made me laugh, and filled me with warm and fuzzy thoughts and pride up to the brim of my heart. It has, since then, been a downward ride for me. Oh, the idea of being in love with Sirius, and then actually being in love with him has been beautiful. It annoyed anybody I talked to in the beginning, what with me quoting him everywhere, anywhere. But now I guess people associate me with him effortlessly. Of course, everybody knows being called a bitch is actually a compliment for me, what with Sirius being a dog and all. Anyway, before I creep you out..

2) Sherlock from Sherlock, the BBC TV Series.

Why not? He is er, intelligent? Okay, much more than that. He plays the violin! (Woot.) His voice. Oh, his voice! (Love is but a victory march.) And his jokes crack me up. I mean, oh sweet mother of Honeydukes! What jokes. Bordering on dirty, but.. Ah. Aaanywaay, He plays right into my sapiosexual desires. Plus, he’s British. ‘Nuff said.

3) Chandler Bing

Bing-a-ling-ding! Ms. Chanandler Bong. *ahem*

He’s funny. He’s (in)sensitive. He works with numbers. Read my: Someone Like You to know what my relationship with math is. But more than anything else, he can tolerate Monica. So I’m sure he can tolerate the crazy me as well. I think. But hey, who could ever come up with: Bagels: Round food for every mood.

4) Mr. Darcy from Pride and Predjudice- The Book, The Movies, The TV Series and The Lizzie Bennet Diaries.

 But obvious, isn’t it? I won’t even begin with him. Seriously. Except, from the 2005 movie: You’ve bewitched me body and soul. And I love… I love… I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

5) Mark Sloan from Grey’s Anatomy: 

If you’re up-to-date with Grey’s and don’t love him, there’s something wrong with you. That’s all. (Don’t make me cry now.)

Phew. This was way too difficult for my like. 

(Also, in case anybody was wondering where the Rose Weasley fanfiction was, it’s getting redone. I realized how crappy it was. )

Prompt courtesy: http://www.kludgymom.com/idea-bank/

Birthday Letters.

So this is a letter that I wrote for a friend of mine on her birthday. 

 

Dear Mrs. Potter,
I am pleased to inform you that you have a place in my life. Please find below a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins as and when you wish (although it did begin a couple of days ago.)
I await your approval by no later than tonight.
Yours Sincerely
TheBitch

All residents should carry a copy of each of the following
The Standard book of Getting High on Lemon Iced-Tea by Miranda Goshawk
A History if Photography by Bathilda Bagshot
Stalk Theory vy AdalbertWaffling
A beginners guide to Autonomy by Emerle Switch
One thousand links to fanfiction by Phyllida Spore
Magical Darcy and Hardbound Copies by Arsenius Jigger.
Fantastic Dogs and Where to find them by Newt Scamander
The High Forces: A guide to self protection against the Potter Charm by Quentin Trimble

Other Equipments
1 Wand length of fanfiction
1 Cauldron (Pewter, standard size 2) of sarcasm
1 Set glass or crystal philas worth of dirty jokes
1 telescope to spot cute guys and stalk them
1 set brass scale with books on one side and stationary on the other

You may also be allowed to love a dog.

YOU ARE REMINDED THAT RESIDENTS ARE ALLOWED THEIR OWN GUITARS.

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I just had to post it here. For the uninitiated it’s a direct reference to Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.