15 Signs You Are Socially Awkward

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  1. You come across as shy the first time somebody meets you. 
  2. Then they see that wild side of you, and think you’re not that sane after all.
  3. You’ve have an ‘Awkward’ moment with every acquaintance of yours, where both of you have said the basic greeting and are looking at each other, hoping the other would say something.
  4. You despise being with a group of people (read more than two/three people) 
  5. You don’t know what to tell a friend you know pretty well after about half an hour of continuous interaction.
  6. You hate parties. 
  7. People think you hate people.
  8. But actually you don’t really know what to talk about.
  9. You hate meeting friends of friends. And your friends think something is wrong with you when you suddenly shut up/freeze in front of their friends.
  10. When your casual acquaintances complain that you hardly talk, your best friends laugh in their faces, and say, He/She never shuts up.
  11. You have a more fun/ bold online persona, where you are more yourself than you are in real life.
  12. You have a different set of friends online you hardly talk to in real life, because the real life conversation subsets  Awkward with every sentence. 
  13. Sometimes you don’t know how long a hug from a friend is going to be, and find yourself patting their back for about two minutes.
  14. You crack jokes so twisted that the humor is lost.
  15. You don’t call out your friend’s name just because people will look at you, so you end up calling them, even if they’re just 10 steps away from you.
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