So this is a letter that I wrote for a friend of mine on her birthday.
Dear Mrs. Potter,
I am pleased to inform you that you have a place in my life. Please find below a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins as and when you wish (although it did begin a couple of days ago.)
I await your approval by no later than tonight.
All residents should carry a copy of each of the following
The Standard book of Getting High on Lemon Iced-Tea by Miranda Goshawk
A History if Photography by Bathilda Bagshot
Stalk Theory vy AdalbertWaffling
A beginners guide to Autonomy by Emerle Switch
One thousand links to fanfiction by Phyllida Spore
Magical Darcy and Hardbound Copies by Arsenius Jigger.
Fantastic Dogs and Where to find them by Newt Scamander
The High Forces: A guide to self protection against the Potter Charm by Quentin Trimble
1 Wand length of fanfiction
1 Cauldron (Pewter, standard size 2) of sarcasm
1 Set glass or crystal philas worth of dirty jokes
1 telescope to spot cute guys and stalk them
1 set brass scale with books on one side and stationary on the other
You may also be allowed to love a dog.
YOU ARE REMINDED THAT RESIDENTS ARE ALLOWED THEIR OWN GUITARS.
I just had to post it here. For the uninitiated it’s a direct reference to Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.